101 Ways To Annoy People
Mar. 21st, 2008 | 12:37 am
i actually do about half of these things lol. yes, ive done the honk and wave!
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
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uni!
Mar. 11th, 2008 | 10:45 pm
alright, so i've been in uni for 3 weeks now - 4 including orientation, so that's almost a month. and i guess i've enjoyed it so far. med people are really nice (as expected - almost too nice sometimes, i feel like such a bitch all the time), n i love the freedom. hate the 6am mornings, where i hafta get to lecture by 8.
but monash med reminds me of ip in a lot of ways - its an "integrated" approach, n we don't do as much bio n physiology n anatomy as normal med schools - lots of clinical skills n patient centred learning and tutorials and role-plays and group projects and presentations - which is a lot of fun. oh and the work's startin to pile up - the self-directed learning thing is starting to piss me off, cos a lot of the stuff they give you is so darn vague.
med's a real close faculty - and i couldnt believe some of the people i met in my year. for starters, theres 10 plc girls (biggest group there is i think, besides mlc, who also has 10), so we make up quite a bunch. then i met this dude who went to ais in spore in yr 7 or smth - what are the chances! and there's hui... something or other, who was the vp of council in nj when i was in like ip2 or something. i think there's another nj girl as well but i havent really introduced myself. i was surprised to find this huge group of sporeans in med - i thought they all preferred uk or usa. but then again, we have a 5 year med program - much cooler than those stupid 6-year ones.
donating blood tomorrow - and i just lost like 100ml of blood for blood tests yesterday. and i have my monthlies. losses all around!
ok will update soon.
but monash med reminds me of ip in a lot of ways - its an "integrated" approach, n we don't do as much bio n physiology n anatomy as normal med schools - lots of clinical skills n patient centred learning and tutorials and role-plays and group projects and presentations - which is a lot of fun. oh and the work's startin to pile up - the self-directed learning thing is starting to piss me off, cos a lot of the stuff they give you is so darn vague.
med's a real close faculty - and i couldnt believe some of the people i met in my year. for starters, theres 10 plc girls (biggest group there is i think, besides mlc, who also has 10), so we make up quite a bunch. then i met this dude who went to ais in spore in yr 7 or smth - what are the chances! and there's hui... something or other, who was the vp of council in nj when i was in like ip2 or something. i think there's another nj girl as well but i havent really introduced myself. i was surprised to find this huge group of sporeans in med - i thought they all preferred uk or usa. but then again, we have a 5 year med program - much cooler than those stupid 6-year ones.
donating blood tomorrow - and i just lost like 100ml of blood for blood tests yesterday. and i have my monthlies. losses all around!
ok will update soon.
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SYTYCDAU Top 20 - Rhys & Jemma Waltz
Feb. 19th, 2008 | 09:48 pm
from so you think you can dance australia. its beautiful.
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decided
Feb. 11th, 2008 | 01:40 pm
NINA IS DOING MEDICINE AT MONASH!
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Rove Live - Hamish and Andy The MOB
Feb. 7th, 2008 | 01:56 am
haha i love hamish n andy.
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CHOICES
Feb. 1st, 2008 | 04:56 pm
MEDICINE OR LAW/COMMERCE?
I HATE CHOICES. I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT.
im going half crazy trying to decide whether i wna be a doctor, or a businesswoman. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. stupid LIFE CHOICES.
I HATE CHOICES. I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT.
im going half crazy trying to decide whether i wna be a doctor, or a businesswoman. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. stupid LIFE CHOICES.
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australia day!
Jan. 26th, 2008 | 05:42 pm
yep today's australia day, n im bored out of my mind, as usual.
anw ive finally decided, i'm gna be doin law/commerce (double degree) at the Australian National University (anu). im trying to convince myself that canberra is in fact a very happening town with many young people, and not at all a hole. its not, its not! im told its not as bad as they say. yay.
but im so screwed for accommodation. being, well, me, i didnt apply on time and now im majorly screwed, looking around for places to share. problem is, i don't know ANYONE in canberra (not really, anyway), so its hard to like... move around, and see whether the places are suitable, and find furniture and... arghhhhh. so if anybody knows anyone at all going to, or at ANU, or in canberra, plleeeease tell me!
tata
anw ive finally decided, i'm gna be doin law/commerce (double degree) at the Australian National University (anu). im trying to convince myself that canberra is in fact a very happening town with many young people, and not at all a hole. its not, its not! im told its not as bad as they say. yay.
but im so screwed for accommodation. being, well, me, i didnt apply on time and now im majorly screwed, looking around for places to share. problem is, i don't know ANYONE in canberra (not really, anyway), so its hard to like... move around, and see whether the places are suitable, and find furniture and... arghhhhh. so if anybody knows anyone at all going to, or at ANU, or in canberra, plleeeease tell me!
tata
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2008!
Jan. 14th, 2008 | 11:25 am
woah its almost been a month since i updated.
anw 25dec-06jan i was in hk, where i did the usual - relatives, shop, arguewithmother, watchcousinsdvds. weird seein cousin all grown up with his voice broken. strange. and mother didnt let me buy very much ): ocean park rocks still. itll always be my favourite (:
hmm queensland offers came out yesteray. got law at uniqueensland. 1st pref. yay. now to wait for my other offers. southaust, nsw, victoria all come out tmr. see how it goes, yep?
at my grandpa's now. came back to melb on 10th with steph. have been sleeping like crazy for the past few days. shall go to the glen now. ta!
anw 25dec-06jan i was in hk, where i did the usual - relatives, shop, arguewithmother, watchcousinsdvds. weird seein cousin all grown up with his voice broken. strange. and mother didnt let me buy very much ): ocean park rocks still. itll always be my favourite (:
hmm queensland offers came out yesteray. got law at uniqueensland. 1st pref. yay. now to wait for my other offers. southaust, nsw, victoria all come out tmr. see how it goes, yep?
at my grandpa's now. came back to melb on 10th with steph. have been sleeping like crazy for the past few days. shall go to the glen now. ta!
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results out
Dec. 17th, 2007 | 12:40 pm
results came out today.
argh i didnt do horribly but i definitely didnt get what i wanted.
im gna go sulk now.
argh i didnt do horribly but i definitely didnt get what i wanted.
im gna go sulk now.
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eighteen
Dec. 6th, 2007 | 01:57 am
ive had possibly the worst birthday ever. ok, one of the worst. but who am i to judge - ive the memory of a goldfish.
woke up in the morning and found that the hives ive been getting since i got singapore have spread. its an allergic reaction to something or other, and now my entire arms and legs are completely covered with mosquito-bite like things, and worst of all, my FACE too. its completely disgusting and i feel like a wart-faced hag. its disgusting. irks me. argh. and i can feel my back and neck starting to get lumpy too. the doctor said it could last up to a month. ive never felt so ugly in my life. everyone on the streets keeps STARING at me. i feel so repulsive. and it ITCHES and HURTS. and the medicine that the doc gave me makes me all dizzy and emotional and awljhjk ffjas. i hate this.
and mum had to yell at me til i cried. i know it sounds pathetic n all, but the medication and the hives, and everything just.....ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
yeah, but i guess at the end of the day - ive finally turned eighteen. hooray.
woke up in the morning and found that the hives ive been getting since i got singapore have spread. its an allergic reaction to something or other, and now my entire arms and legs are completely covered with mosquito-bite like things, and worst of all, my FACE too. its completely disgusting and i feel like a wart-faced hag. its disgusting. irks me. argh. and i can feel my back and neck starting to get lumpy too. the doctor said it could last up to a month. ive never felt so ugly in my life. everyone on the streets keeps STARING at me. i feel so repulsive. and it ITCHES and HURTS. and the medicine that the doc gave me makes me all dizzy and emotional and awljhjk ffjas. i hate this.
and mum had to yell at me til i cried. i know it sounds pathetic n all, but the medication and the hives, and everything just.....ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
yeah, but i guess at the end of the day - ive finally turned eighteen. hooray.
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back in spore
Dec. 5th, 2007 | 02:33 am
so im back in spore, exams, interviews, everythings all over... and life's really not that great.
mums horribly sick with some anxiety disorder thing and its making my life miserable. she's always in a foul mood and i just have to take it in - cos i know i really cant make her angry and im meant to look after her. been staying at home cookin and doing chores. to be honest, its really made me feel quite depressed - id imagined something completely different after exams.
oh and im not even going to begin to talk about interviews and flying interstate and whatnot. lets just say it was a hectic couple of days.
so far ive only been out once - with stas last night for a nice dinner. nice seeing her in singapore. oh and last night was nj prom, right? heard it was a blast, and judgin by the pictures, everybody looked sensational. totally jealous here. haha. really wanted to go to the afterparty, but with my mum all stressed n sick n everything, really couldnt leave her behind.
went for a 12km walk this morning. im pretty sure my legs and going to fall off tomorrow.
its really hard to not lose my temper at my mum. really really hard. but heck im trying my hardest, i really am.
oh, and by australian time, im now officially 18. im a freakin adult now.
oh shit. i can go to jail now.
argh ill survive.
mums horribly sick with some anxiety disorder thing and its making my life miserable. she's always in a foul mood and i just have to take it in - cos i know i really cant make her angry and im meant to look after her. been staying at home cookin and doing chores. to be honest, its really made me feel quite depressed - id imagined something completely different after exams.
oh and im not even going to begin to talk about interviews and flying interstate and whatnot. lets just say it was a hectic couple of days.
so far ive only been out once - with stas last night for a nice dinner. nice seeing her in singapore. oh and last night was nj prom, right? heard it was a blast, and judgin by the pictures, everybody looked sensational. totally jealous here. haha. really wanted to go to the afterparty, but with my mum all stressed n sick n everything, really couldnt leave her behind.
went for a 12km walk this morning. im pretty sure my legs and going to fall off tomorrow.
its really hard to not lose my temper at my mum. really really hard. but heck im trying my hardest, i really am.
oh, and by australian time, im now officially 18. im a freakin adult now.
oh shit. i can go to jail now.
argh ill survive.
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IT'S OVERRRRRR!!!
Nov. 22nd, 2007 | 05:45 pm
NO MORE EXAMSSSSSS!!!!
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update
Nov. 19th, 2007 | 12:30 pm
onnnneeee more exam. only chinese, but still - whilst everybody else finished last wednesday or thursday, and went crazy with shopping and whatnot... i've been lounging around watching random movies n tv shows n sleeping at outrageous hours because i didnt want to go out too much in case i felt guilty.
last exam on 22nd! doing the sofia-maccas-starbucks thing that night! packing 23rd! and im gna shop til i drop that weekend. gotta research colleges etc 24th! moving out of the boarding house 25th! interview 26th! flying interstate n stuff on 27th! more interviews 28th! back to melbourne 29th! leaving melbourne to singapore 29th! in singapore 30th! YAYY what a way to end my november. im going to be more stressed out than during exams - which i really wasnt very stressed out for. now im piss-scared that my ENTER's going to be horrendous. but then mum says to think positive so i will. and i will SO work for my chinese exam coming up. last one!
i cant wait til december. til the beginning of december - not anytime after 17th, cos thats when results come out. going to grandpa's place tonight (facebook!) annnddd yeah.
i thought zodiac was gna be an action-filled thriller bout the life of the actual zodiac guy - not detective work, and jake g-hal actin as some boy-scout-comic-kid. oh well, kept me interested.
cant wait for heroes ep 9 and antm ep 10 to come out. ive watched the last 8.5 cycles of antm in the last 2 weeks. thats how ive been studyin for my exams. what the helllllll was i thinking. and ive even watched both seasons of the janicedickinsonmodelllingagency because i missed her after the 4th cycle of antm and she's just too funny. she is, really. and of course, who can miss summer heights high - its just too good!
last exam on 22nd! doing the sofia-maccas-starbucks thing that night! packing 23rd! and im gna shop til i drop that weekend. gotta research colleges etc 24th! moving out of the boarding house 25th! interview 26th! flying interstate n stuff on 27th! more interviews 28th! back to melbourne 29th! leaving melbourne to singapore 29th! in singapore 30th! YAYY what a way to end my november. im going to be more stressed out than during exams - which i really wasnt very stressed out for. now im piss-scared that my ENTER's going to be horrendous. but then mum says to think positive so i will. and i will SO work for my chinese exam coming up. last one!
i cant wait til december. til the beginning of december - not anytime after 17th, cos thats when results come out. going to grandpa's place tonight (facebook!) annnddd yeah.
i thought zodiac was gna be an action-filled thriller bout the life of the actual zodiac guy - not detective work, and jake g-hal actin as some boy-scout-comic-kid. oh well, kept me interested.
cant wait for heroes ep 9 and antm ep 10 to come out. ive watched the last 8.5 cycles of antm in the last 2 weeks. thats how ive been studyin for my exams. what the helllllll was i thinking. and ive even watched both seasons of the janicedickinsonmodelllingagency because i missed her after the 4th cycle of antm and she's just too funny. she is, really. and of course, who can miss summer heights high - its just too good!
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Ja'mie King - Summer Heights High, Ep 02
Nov. 5th, 2007 | 08:34 pm
lol ok so you guys wna see what australian schools are like? haha ja'mie's hilarious
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Ja'mie King - Summer Heights High - Episode 1
Nov. 5th, 2007 | 08:29 pm
lol again for future reference. haha that's private school girls for you
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Jonah Takalua Compilation Summer Heights High Episode 1
Nov. 5th, 2007 | 08:23 pm
haha this is just for my own future reference. i love jonah lollllll he's hilarious.
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day before beginning of exams
Nov. 1st, 2007 | 09:16 am
first BIG exam tomorrow. english english english. the most important one.
three hours, four essays.
o how weary stale flat and unprofitable seem to me all the uses of this world...
think about it this way, im never going to have to touch hamlet and minimum of two ever again!
come the croaking raven doth bellow for revenge!!
i think im actually going to miss hamlet. good bye. yes, "good night, sweet prince!"
piss offff.
three hours, four essays.
o how weary stale flat and unprofitable seem to me all the uses of this world...
think about it this way, im never going to have to touch hamlet and minimum of two ever again!
come the croaking raven doth bellow for revenge!!
i think im actually going to miss hamlet. good bye. yes, "good night, sweet prince!"
piss offff.
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last sac day! and aussie idol.
Oct. 15th, 2007 | 03:59 pm
aust idol this years actually been quite entertainin. and i actually really like a few of them. which is weird cos usually i don't.
anw, here's some videos from acoustic night... both of these young fellas are 16! hmm the first one, ben, makes me laugh when i look at him, but when i close my eyes i like the sounds he makes. ok i sound horrible. he's not THAT bad but... argh just listen to his voice. oh and the other time he sang little birdies' bodies n it was... good, but still made me laugh haha. but he's talented, he is! he's got a great soft voice.
http://australianidol.com.au/video.h tml?channel=Per:Final+9&clipid=1933_879TT300907&CMP=LEC-Idol_videoshare-primary
ok then there's pretty boy matt whose got pretty eyes and has annoying girly squealy supporters - but i hafta say, he's talented. watch his other videos... like when he sang the immigrant song! hmm he's a bit shaky at the beginnin, but i find it rather quite beautiful. maybe its cos i've got a soft spot for damien rice songs. even though i don't quite understand the movie closer. ok now im going off topic.
http://australianidol.com.au/video.h tml?channel=Per:Final+9&clipid=1933_876TT300907&CMP=LEC-Idol_videoshare-primary
in other news, no more sacs, EVER! only got exams to look forward to now..
anw, here's some videos from acoustic night... both of these young fellas are 16! hmm the first one, ben, makes me laugh when i look at him, but when i close my eyes i like the sounds he makes. ok i sound horrible. he's not THAT bad but... argh just listen to his voice. oh and the other time he sang little birdies' bodies n it was... good, but still made me laugh haha. but he's talented, he is! he's got a great soft voice.
http://australianidol.com.au/video.h
ok then there's pretty boy matt whose got pretty eyes and has annoying girly squealy supporters - but i hafta say, he's talented. watch his other videos... like when he sang the immigrant song! hmm he's a bit shaky at the beginnin, but i find it rather quite beautiful. maybe its cos i've got a soft spot for damien rice songs. even though i don't quite understand the movie closer. ok now im going off topic.
http://australianidol.com.au/video.h
in other news, no more sacs, EVER! only got exams to look forward to now..
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stupid chinese exam tomorrrow
Oct. 9th, 2007 | 04:30 pm
chinese oral exam tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow! i will try not listen to the weird freaky shanghainese girls yabbering away to their examiners about their life ambitions in fluent china-chinese.
love to all those whose have birthdays recently.
going to my grandparents for study and play. and internet usage.
love to 2 months from now, when i'll be free as a bird, in s'pore, eighteen, and no slavin' away in high school!
xx
love to all those whose have birthdays recently.
going to my grandparents for study and play. and internet usage.
love to 2 months from now, when i'll be free as a bird, in s'pore, eighteen, and no slavin' away in high school!
xx
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regrets and the likes.
Sep. 28th, 2007 | 10:07 pm
the september holidays are meant to be the most productive holidays of your life.
but surprise surprise, these holidays ended up being the least productive holidays of my life. not only have i failed to have fun, but ive failed to get ANY work done. whats wrong with me - i have exams in less than 2 weeks - ones which determine the rest of my life! i dont know why im not even bothering to TRY. i should be more motivated. i planned long lists of practice exams etc to do but i havent touched A SINGLE ONE OF THEM. instead of being a good little girl and studying my ass off, i tell my mum im doing work on my laptop, and watch countless useless thingies on youtube, and go on facebook! it doesnt help that the facebook craze has FINALLY spread to singapore. and then the worst part is the guilt - the guilt i feel at the end of the day when i open up my diary and realise that ive done NOTHING.
and all this family drama's not helping. everybody's yelling all the time. i never know when im allowed to cry. i wish things were back to how they used to be.
everythings happening this year. its like they've decided to pile everything on me this year, to see how im going to cope. i don't get it. EVERYTHINGs happening this year. from harrassive phone calls to weird infections to hospital dramas to people stealin my camera n wallet to family wars to family tragedy. i just dont understand it. i feel so choked up. oh no this ones gna fall under another one of my emo-update categories. i hate reading these things. but its therapy, i guess.
and looking at the aiss people's valedictory dinner photos - im starting to get jittery. and teary. and dammmn, im jealous too. i hate looking back at schools that ive been to, and asking myself : "would i have been happier if i stayed?". useless regrets. stupid. pathetic. i hate feeling confused. argh would you just shut up nina.
ta.
but surprise surprise, these holidays ended up being the least productive holidays of my life. not only have i failed to have fun, but ive failed to get ANY work done. whats wrong with me - i have exams in less than 2 weeks - ones which determine the rest of my life! i dont know why im not even bothering to TRY. i should be more motivated. i planned long lists of practice exams etc to do but i havent touched A SINGLE ONE OF THEM. instead of being a good little girl and studying my ass off, i tell my mum im doing work on my laptop, and watch countless useless thingies on youtube, and go on facebook! it doesnt help that the facebook craze has FINALLY spread to singapore. and then the worst part is the guilt - the guilt i feel at the end of the day when i open up my diary and realise that ive done NOTHING.
and all this family drama's not helping. everybody's yelling all the time. i never know when im allowed to cry. i wish things were back to how they used to be.
everythings happening this year. its like they've decided to pile everything on me this year, to see how im going to cope. i don't get it. EVERYTHINGs happening this year. from harrassive phone calls to weird infections to hospital dramas to people stealin my camera n wallet to family wars to family tragedy. i just dont understand it. i feel so choked up. oh no this ones gna fall under another one of my emo-update categories. i hate reading these things. but its therapy, i guess.
and looking at the aiss people's valedictory dinner photos - im starting to get jittery. and teary. and dammmn, im jealous too. i hate looking back at schools that ive been to, and asking myself : "would i have been happier if i stayed?". useless regrets. stupid. pathetic. i hate feeling confused. argh would you just shut up nina.
ta.
